<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Tony’s Newsletter]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stuff on my mind]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!y_8i!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Ftonyalmquist.substack.com%2Fimg%2Fsubstack.png</url><title>Tony’s Newsletter</title><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2026 03:39:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[tonyalmquist@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[tonyalmquist@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[tonyalmquist@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[tonyalmquist@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Drone On]]></title><description><![CDATA[How Putin and Trump FAFOed About Drones]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/drone-on</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/drone-on</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 16:00:05 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><strong>: </strong></h2><p>The 2020s will be remembered as the decade when the &#8220;exquisite&#8221; military machine&#8212;the multi-billion dollar aircraft carrier, the $10 million main battle tank, and the stealth fighter&#8212;met its match in a $500 piece of plastic and carbon fiber. It is the era of the &#8220;Find Out&#8221; phase of military history. For leaders like Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, who both predicated their strategic visions on the prestige of conventional &#8220;big iron&#8221; military might, the rise of the drone has been a rude awakening. Drones are the new guerrilla warfare, and the superpowers are currently being &#8220;guerrilla-ed&#8221; into a stalemate.</p><h3><strong>The Russian &#8220;Find Out&#8221;: The Death of the Blitzkrieg</strong></h3><p>When Vladimir Putin launched his full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the world expected a classic 20th-century armored thrust. Instead, the Russian military entered a &#8220;digital jungle.&#8221; The T-72 and T-90 tanks, symbols of Russian ground dominance, were systematically dismantled not just by Western Javelins, but by hobbyist-grade FPV (First-Person View) drones.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>By 2026, the statistics are staggering: drones account for nearly 80% of Russian equipment losses in high-intensity sectors. Ukraine&#8217;s ability to scale production to millions of units annually has turned the sky into a persistent surveillance net. Putin &#8220;Found Out&#8221; that in a world of total aerial transparency, massed armor is just a collection of slow-moving targets. The &#8220;Safe Rear&#8221; no longer exists; Operation Spider&#8217;s Web in 2025 proved that a smaller force can use long-range &#8220;one-way&#8221; drones to strike strategic bombers thousands of kilometers away, effectively bringing the front line to the Kremlin&#8217;s doorstep.</p><h3><strong>The American &#8220;Find Out&#8221;: The Cost of Imperial Policing</strong></h3><p>On the other side of the globe, the U.S. naval and border doctrines faced their own reality check. While Donald Trump&#8217;s strategic posture emphasized &#8220;Peace through Strength&#8221;&#8212;often manifested in carrier strike groups and physical barriers&#8212;the drone has inverted the economic logic of American power.</p><p>In the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf, the U.S. Navy has been forced into a mathematically losing game. Firing a $2 million interceptor missile to stop a $20,000 Houthi-launched Shahed drone is a &#8220;tax&#8221; that even the U.S. Treasury cannot sustain indefinitely. Furthermore, the reliance on physical walls and traditional border patrols has been challenged by the 3D reality of drone-enabled non-state actors. Trump and the Pentagon have had to pivot toward the &#8220;Replicator&#8221; initiative&#8212;a desperate scramble to move away from &#8220;Golden Eagle&#8221; platforms toward mass-produced, expendable autonomous swarms. The lesson? A superpower&#8217;s &#8220;strength&#8221; is a liability if it costs 100 times more to defend than it does for the &#8220;guerrilla&#8221; to attack.</p><h3><strong>The Great Equalizer: Democratized Air Power</strong></h3><p>What both leaders underestimated was the democratization of precision. Historically, only a superpower could hit a specific window from ten miles away. Today, a single soldier with three weeks of training and a modified quadcopter can achieve the same result.</p><p>This is the AK-47 moment for the 21st century. Much like the automatic rifle allowed insurgents to challenge colonial empires in the 1900s, the drone allows smaller militaries to impose unsustainable costs on superior opponents. It favors agility and innovation over sheer industrial mass. While larger militaries are now frantically investing in Electronic Warfare (EW) and AI autonomy to counter this threat, the &#8220;window of invincibility&#8221; for conventional powers has closed.</p><h3><strong>The High Cost of Hubris</strong></h3><p>Size and budget no longer equate to battlefield dominance. Whether it is a Russian tank column stalled in the mud of the Donbas or a billion-dollar American destroyer dodging &#8220;suicide&#8221; drones in the Red Sea, the message is clear: the era of &#8220;Shock and Awe&#8221; is being replaced by &#8220;Drone and Attrition.&#8221;</p><p>Putin and Trump both banked on a world where the biggest player wins by default. Instead, they discovered that in the 2020s, the &#8220;little guy&#8221; with a remote control can turn a superpower&#8217;s greatest assets into expensive scrap metal. The &#8220;Find Out&#8221; phase has only just begun.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Great Dick Tater Toots]]></title><description><![CDATA[Happy 80th Birthday, Nuremberg Trials]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/the-great-dick-tater-toots</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/the-great-dick-tater-toots</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2025 18:30:23 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday our madcap Great Dick Tater Trump tooted on Truth Social from his gilded lair that military veterans in Congress were guilty of sedition when they reminded military members that they do not have to obey illegal orders given by current CINC, Cadet Bone Spurs, or by Minister of War Peter Kegsbreath. Coincidentally, yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the Nuremberg trials, where not only was &#8220;only following orders&#8221; was not a defense, but those obeying illegal orders were executed by hanging.</p><p>On November 20, 1945, the International Military Tribunal opened in Nuremberg, Germany. The Nazis were tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity that they committed against combatants and civilians during World War II. Liberating Allied troops revealed the horrors of the concentration camps and other mistreatment of prisoners and civilians by the Nazis. The accused defended their actions by saying they were following orders of their leaders, Hitler and his lieutenants. On October 1, 1946 the Nuremberg Tribunal announced their verdicts which included death by hanging of 12 convicted Nazi war criminals. The Nuremberg Tribunal established the Nuremberg Principles setting out what was considered war crimes. Nuremberg Principle IV stated:</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>&#8220;The fact that a person acted pursuant to order of his Government or of a superior does not relieve him from responsibility under international law, provided a moral choice was in fact possible to him.&#8221;</p><p>The International Law Commission of the fledging United Nations adopted this principle as international law along with with six others in defining war crimes.</p><p>Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson led the US prosecution team as chief prosecutor. In his opening statement on November 21, 1945, he stated, &#8220;one who has committed criminal acts may not take refuge in superior orders nor in the doctrine that his crimes were acts of state.&#8221; This was the guiding principle of the US delegation that the Tribunal adopted in their verdict.</p><p>The United States government has adopted Principle IV that obedience to illegal orders is not a defense as part of its doctrine. Lt. William Calley, charged with the murder of 22 civilians at My Lai, (although anywhere from 300 to 500 people were massacred by US troops that day), tried a &#8220;just following orders&#8221; defense. Calley was convicted of premeditated murder, despite saying he was following orders from his company Commander, CPT Ernesto Medina.</p><p>US military training and doctrine provides training to troops in the Law of War and Law of Armed Conflict. Judge Advocate General attorneys in all branches of the military give briefings on the duties of troops under international law and the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ), the law governing servicemembers, specifically Article 92. The law states that a servicemember has the duty not to obey an unlawful order and to ask for clarification of a vague or questionable order. The veteran members of Congress were reminding Americans, specifically, US servicemembers, of this fact.</p><p>Article 92 of the UCMJ states that lawful orders must be obeyed in the military, Servicemembers have no duty to obey an unlawful order, in fact they have an affirmative duty to not follow an unlawful order. An unlawful order is an order to commit an act that a reasonable person would recognize as a crime, murder of non-combatants, torture, summary execution of enemy prisoners of was as examples. Despite what Trump&#8217;s Truth toot claims, sedition is not education on US military doctrine regarding law of armed conflict.</p><p>Sedition law requires an agreement to overthrow or to use force to oppose governmental authority or to prevent the execution of a law. It is clearly defined in 18 U.S.C. &#167; 2384. Telling citizens to obey the law and refuse to obey illegal orders is not sedition, it is a civics lesson and a reinforcement of what troops are taught in training and throughout their military careers.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Psst, Democrats. You Won the Shutdown]]></title><description><![CDATA[War is Over, If We Want It]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/psst-democrats-you-won-the-shutdown</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/psst-democrats-you-won-the-shutdown</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 17:11:40 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jinkies! Eight Democrats voted with the Republicans earlier this week to begin ending the longest government shutdown in history. The cool kids on the internets be like, &#8220;Another sellout!&#8221;  &#8220;The Democrats caved again!&#8221; &#8220;Fire Chuck Schumer and his little dog Toto, too!&#8221; (Even though Schumer did not vote for the big, ugly appeasement to the Great Dick Tater and he probably doesn&#8217;t have a dog named Toto either.) In the words of Paulie Walnuts on the Soprano&#8217;s, &#8220;How much more betrayal can I take?&#8221; The chattering, pearl clutching classes on the internet ruled that the Democrats lost the shutdown just like they&#8217;ve managed to lose everything since Vietnam. Easy, fellow travelers. Sit down, grab yourself some brie, pour yourself some chablis and let&#8217;s discuss.</p><p>So, how did we think it would end? Well, there was our collective wet dream that Trump would beg Democrats to come back, he admits his folly, and, please baby I&#8217;ll never do it again. As a symbol of his penance, he promises full ACA credits, and, what the heck, let&#8217;s just replace Obamacare with Medicare for all. Or something along those lines.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Well, as the shutdown dragged on, it was becoming obvious unconditional surrender wasn&#8217;t going to be had. It was turning into a war of attrition with SNAP recipients and ACA beneficiaries being the casualties. Essential government services were being curtailed, government workers were going without pay (those not laid off), and air traffic controller shortages were causing travel delays and cancellations. Not cool with Thanksgiving approaching. As the shutdown dragged on, 42 million SNAP recipients lost benefits, government employees were working without a paycheck, and essential taxpayer-paid services were curtailed due to no funding. And The Great Orange Dick Tater, in his gilded lair, was gleefully inflicting maximum damage. The damage was being done, not to those of us blessed with a decent income and health coverage, but those without. The ones we purport to stand for, but for whom we continue to fall short.</p><p>So, to continue the shutdown, with the Republicans and Trump taking most of the hit in public opinion (Remember November 4?) would result in the most vulnerable continuing to do the suffering. Pursuing Republican unconditional surrender would have been a Pyrrhic victory with those in need paying the price as the war of attrition dragged on.</p><p>The agreement calls for SNAP benefits to be restored. More importantly, a vote is to be held on ACA subsidies. Yeah, yeah I know, Republicans lie and break deals. Yeah, yeah, their Dear Leader is a convicted lying felon. It&#8217;s true. But 2026 is an election year. ACA is popular. The Republicans have no alternative. It is in their political best interest to hold the vote to keep the ACA subsidies. Don the Con even recognizes this and is calling for the subsidies to be paid directly to those covered by ACA. The government will be running and Republicans have to put up or shut up on ACA before the end of the year. The Democrats won.</p><p>And guess what, the deal ends in January of next year. If all else fails, we can play budget war for the hell of it again.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trump: The Crypto Klepto]]></title><description><![CDATA[Follow the blockchain]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/trump-the-crypto-klepto</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/trump-the-crypto-klepto</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 12:04:36 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><hr></div><h1></h1><p></p><div><hr></div><p>Picture it: Mar-a-Lago, shimmering under the Florida sun like a hallucinated mirage in a cracked iPhone screen. Somewhere in a cabana lined with fake marble and gold-leaf urinals, Donald Trump lounges in a monogrammed white robe over his reeking adult diaper, sucking down Big Macs and Diet Coke like ambrosia and nectar, staring at a cold crypto wallet stuffed with anonymous crypto donations and NFT residuals. He thinks to himself in his Adderall-addled, dementia-deteriorating brain &#8220;It&#8217;s good to be a god. No one&#8217;s been a bigger god than me. The mortals can&#8217;t touch me.&#8221;</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>This is the scene in the mad, late-American republic we now inhabit &#8212; post-<em>Trump v. United States</em>, No. 23&#8211;939, argued before the Supreme Court in April 2024 and decided in the dog days of July. A decision that handed the presidency something akin to a get-out-of-jail-free card. SCOTUS declared that former presidents are immune from criminal prosecution for any &#8220;official acts&#8221; carried out while in office. Cue the horns, drop the confetti, and prepare the flaming dumpster: The Age of Presidential Consequence is officially dead.</p><p>But hold your fire and peel back the facade. Underneath the foghorn declarations of totalitarian immunity lies a stubborn truth: not everything Trump has done fits under the oily umbrella of &#8220;official acts.&#8221; Some of it is private. Commercial. Laughably corrupt. And nothing screams &#8220;unofficial act&#8221; louder than a desperate man shilling NFTs like a washed-up Vegas lounge lizard.</p><div><hr></div><h2><strong>The Ruling That Crowned a Crypto Caesar</strong></h2><p>First, let&#8217;s break it down. <em>Trump v. United States</em> is the judicial equivalent of giving a loaded gun to an orange orangutan and calling it constitutional originalism. The Court held that the president cannot be prosecuted for actions deemed &#8220;official,&#8221; no matter how depraved, so long as they fall within the blurry scope of Article II powers.</p><p>But&#8212;and it&#8217;s a big greasy <em>but</em>&#8212;the Court didn&#8217;t extend this blanket immunity to actions taken in a <em>personal</em> or <em>private</em> capacity. Grifting donors? Selling JPEGs of yourself as a superhero? Taking untraceable Bitcoin from god-knows-who? Not part of the job description, no matter how flexible Trump&#8217;s interpretation of &#8220;presidential duties&#8221; might be.</p><p>In essence, Trump got a crown&#8212;but there&#8217;s still a leash tied to every scam he ran <em>after hours.</em></p><div><hr></div><h2><strong>The Grift Goes Digital: Trump&#8217;s Blockchain Circus</strong></h2><p>Here&#8217;s the rundown: In late 2022, Trump launched a line of &#8220;Trump Trading Cards,&#8221; grotesque AI-art-style NFTs that depicted him as everything from a cowboy to a spaceman to a musclebound superhero. They sold out in hours. Not because of their quality&#8212;heckfire no&#8212;but because Trump&#8217;s loyalists are more than happy to pour cash into anything bearing the sacred orange image.</p><p>Then came the crypto donations. In 2024, Trump became the first major U.S. presidential candidate to accept Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other digital currencies directly. And behind the scenes? TrumpCoin, MAGA tokens, and shady blockchain ventures involving former staffers and botoxed influencers.</p><p>There is, in short, a digital paper trail. And unlike Trump&#8217;s tax returns, it&#8217;s a hell of a lot harder to burn.</p><div><hr></div><h2><strong>The Law Still Bites (If It Chooses To)</strong></h2><p>Let&#8217;s talk turkey. None of this crypto crap counts as &#8220;official.&#8221; Trump didn&#8217;t sell NFTs to advance foreign policy. He didn&#8217;t take Bitcoin to fund disaster relief. These were personal transactions, aimed at self-enrichment, campaign finance loopholes, and maybe some good, old-fashioned carnival barker grift dressed up in Silicon Valley buzzwords.</p><p>That leaves him exposed&#8212;vulnerable, even&#8212;to a host of potential charges:</p><ul><li><p><strong>Wire fraud</strong>: If Trump&#8217;s crypto fundraising involved misleading promises or concealed the true beneficiaries.</p></li><li><p><strong>Securities fraud</strong>: If the NFTs or tokens were marketed as investments with guaranteed value.</p></li><li><p><strong>Money laundering</strong>: If digital assets were used to obscure the origins of funds, particularly if foreign entities were involved.</p></li><li><p><strong>Campaign finance violations</strong>: The FEC isn&#8217;t known for its teeth, but it knows a crypto dump when it smells one.</p></li><li><p><strong>Tax evasion</strong>: Remember when Trump said he was &#8220;smart&#8221; for dodging taxes? Try that with digital wallets that don&#8217;t hide from the IRS anymore.</p></li></ul><p>No immunity for these. These are the slimy, transactional, palm-it-under-the-table acts of a man running a side hustle while wearing the nation&#8217;s nuclear football like a fanny pack.</p><div><hr></div><h2><strong>Who Could Still Take Him Down?</strong></h2><p>Despite the Supreme Court&#8217;s attempt to tie the hands of federal prosecutors, there&#8217;s no immunity clause in the state constitutions of New York or Georgia. And those states are licking their lips like hyenas over roadkill.</p><ul><li><p><strong>Letitia James</strong>, the New York Attorney General, already has the scent. Trump&#8217;s corporate crimes are her specialty. Crypto fits nicely into the financial fraud playbook.</p></li><li><p><strong>Alvin Bragg</strong>, Manhattan DA, might be bogged down in hush money drama&#8212;but crypto fraud is sexier, more modern, and less reliant on aging porn star testimonies.</p></li><li><p><strong>The IRS</strong> and <strong>SEC</strong> could also team up for the regulatory version of a RICO raid. The blockchain receipts are public. All they need is political will&#8212;and maybe a stomach for the circus.</p></li></ul><div><hr></div><h2><strong>Immunity Isn&#8217;t a Blank Check for Digital Crime</strong></h2><p>Here&#8217;s the key point: Trump might be immune from prosecution for ordering drone strikes or twisting arms in Congress. But he&#8217;s not immune from cooking up a &#8220;MAGA token&#8221; in a basement and funneling crypto donations through offshore wallets.</p><p>That&#8217;s not the presidency. That&#8217;s petty crime with a Truth Social account.</p><div><hr></div><h2><strong>Final Rant: The Emperor of Ethereum</strong></h2><p>So here we are: a country teetering on the edge of banana-republic status, led by a man who might one day pardon himself for a crime he committed while selling himself as a JPEG. The Court has spoken, yes&#8212;but so has the blockchain. And it doesn&#8217;t forget. It doesn&#8217;t redact. It doesn&#8217;t care if you were once the Commander in Chief.</p><p>It&#8217;s all there: the wallet addresses, the transfers, the timestamps. A digital autopsy waiting to be performed.</p><p>Trump may have evaded justice in the courts of power&#8212;but his sins are minted, tokenized, and sold back to his followers at $99 a pop. The grift has gone digital. And not even Clarence Thomas can immunize a man from a crime he committed while cosplaying as Crypto Jesus.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[No Duty. No Honor. No Country: Trump’s Hollow Creed]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nice country you got here. It would be a shame if something happened to it.]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/no-duty-no-honor-no-country-trumps</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/no-duty-no-honor-no-country-trumps</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 11:04:02 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last Monday in May used to mean something. It still does, if you squint hard enough&#8212;if you ignore the moronic mattress sales, the Bud Light cans glistening under supermarket fluorescents, and the fact that half of America now seems to think patriotism is just about waving a flag the size of a parade float and shouting &#8220;Let&#8217;s Go Brandon!&#8221; while driving 40 over the limit in a Ford F-350 wrapped in eagles and AR-15 decals.</p><p>But Memorial Day isn&#8217;t about all that crap. It&#8217;s about the dead. The real ones. The young men and women who bled out in the mud of Belleau Wood, on the beaches of Normandy, in the choking dust of Fallujah. People who died for this place, whether or not we&#8217;ve made it worth their sacrifice. It&#8217;s supposed to be sacred.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>But now, it feels like another casualty in the Trump Era&#8212;a husk. A brand. A backdrop for a man who wouldn&#8217;t recognize sacrifice if it slapped him across his bloated, spray-tanned face.</p><p>I watched Donald Trump&#8217;s speech last week at West Point. I watched it so you wouldn&#8217;t have to. And what I saw was not a president honoring the military. It was a man selling himself to the world&#8217;s most elite fighting force like he was hawking steaks on QVC.</p><p>He shuffled onto the stage with the solemnity of a man about to sign a golf ball, not address the future defenders of the republic. There was no reverence, no gravitas&#8212;just that weird smirk and the slurry cadence of a man deeply bored by anything that doesn&#8217;t involve his own reflection.</p><p>He didn&#8217;t talk about service or sacrifice. He talked about winning. About vengeance. About loyalty. His loyalty. To himself. And his enemies&#8212;always his enemies. Even at West Point, he found a way to make it about <em>him</em>.</p><p>He blathered about &#8220;the deep state,&#8221; fanaticized about another trophy wife, and threw in a dig about NATO freeloaders for good measure. Not one mention of the Long Gray Line. Not one invocation of the soldier&#8217;s burden. No call to anything higher. Just the same Trumpian word salad, this time served over camo.</p><p>Compare that to what General Douglas MacArthur said in 1962, in that same place, on that same parade ground. He was an old soldier then, bones brittle, eyes dimming, giving his farewell to the Corps. Sure, Bug-Out Doug had his detractors, his faults and a healthy ego, too. But his voice still carried the thunder of history:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Duty, Honor, Country&#8212;those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>He told the cadets they were part of something greater than themselves. He spoke of the nobility of service, of the soldier&#8217;s lonely road, of sacrifice without applause. He told them they were the custodians of a fragile flame. That they would live lives of danger, discipline, and sometimes death&#8212;not for glory, but because someone had to hold the line.</p><p>Now imagine Trump giving that speech.</p><p>You can&#8217;t. Of course you can&#8217;t. The man has never believed in anything higher than himself. He is an egomaniacal ass&#8230;, uh, sinkhole, a monument to self-interest, a freakishly small middle finger to the very concept of selfless national service. Where MacArthur saw soldiers as stewards of the republic, Trump sees them as his private Praetorian Guard.</p><p>He&#8217;s already said that in his second term, he plans to &#8220;obliterate the deep state,&#8221; and &#8220;totally overhaul the military leadership.&#8221; Translation: purge the generals who won&#8217;t pledge personal fealty and install loyalists who&#8217;ll treat the Constitution like one of Trump&#8217;s diapers. He wants warfighters, not oath-keepers. A machine, not a conscience.</p><p>The scary part? We&#8217;re letting him do it. The groundwork was already there. He called fallen soldiers &#8220;suckers&#8221; and &#8220;losers&#8221; in 2018&#8212;<em>and</em> still won the military vote in 2020. He skipped the Aisne-Marne cemetery in France because it was raining. Raining. He stood in front of a church holding a Bible like it was a dead fish, after having Lafayette Square cleared of peaceful protestors with tear gas and military force. And still, we enable him.</p><p>Why? Because he knows how to cosplay patriotism. He knows that dry-humping the flag on a stage is easier than understanding it. That wrapping yourself in red, white, and blue absolves you of ever having to bleed for it.</p><p>But this isn&#8217;t patriotism&#8212;it&#8217;s performance art. And it&#8217;s killing the thing it pretends to honor.</p><p>Back in 2020, General Mark Milley had to publicly apologize for walking with Trump in uniform during the Lafayette Square photo-op. He knew what that meant. He knew how dangerous it was to let the military become an accessory to a political stunt. He said, <em>&#8220;My presence in that moment and in that environment created a perception of the military involved in domestic politics.&#8221;</em></p><p>Trump loved that moment. He probably thought it was badass. But Milley understood what MacArthur understood&#8212;what Trump never will: that the military doesn&#8217;t serve the man. It serves the Constitution. It serves the <em>country</em>. It serves each of us.</p><p>And now, on this Memorial Day, we&#8217;re knee-deep in the mud and blood of a second Trump presidency, and the ideals of Duty, Honor, and Country are hanging on by a thread.</p><p>That&#8217;s the real war now. Not overseas, not in trenches or deserts, but here&#8212;over the soul of the republic. Over whether we still believe in something that&#8217;s bigger than one man&#8217;s vengeance tour.</p><p>Memorial Day is supposed to be about reflection. A reminder that freedom is paid for in blood, not tweets, &#8220;Truths,&#8221; or an elderly conman&#8217;s toots. That some gave everything for this country&#8212;and we owe them more than just flag-waving and barbecues. We owe them a government and a citizenry that still believes in the things they died for.</p><p>So let me ask you this: what do you think they would say&#8212;those thousands of dead soldiers in their white tombstones&#8212;if they heard Trump talk about the military as a tool to settle his scores? If they heard him laugh off war heroes and use the uniform as a campaign prop?</p><p>Would they salute that man? Or would they get up from their sacred rest and fight again?</p><p>Trump doesn&#8217;t believe in Duty. He doesn&#8217;t believe in Honor. And he sure as hell doesn&#8217;t believe in our Country&#8212;not unless it&#8217;s bending the knee and building the wall and buying the hat.</p><p>This isn&#8217;t just a political fight. It&#8217;s a spiritual one. It&#8217;s about whether the words MacArthur spoke still mean anything:</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;The soldier, above all other men, is required to practice the greatest act of religious training&#8212;sacrifice.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>Ask yourself: when was the last time Donald Trump ever sacrificed anything?</p><p>The answer, of course, is never.</p><p>So this Memorial Day, let&#8217;s do more than buy a mattress, guzzle brewskis, or grill a hot dog. Let&#8217;s do more than post a flag emoji. Think about the dead. Think about what they died for. And then look at Trump&#8212;and think honestly if he deserves to lead the country they gave their lives for.</p><p>Because if we let him erase &#8220;Duty, Honor, Country&#8221; from the American vocabulary, then we&#8217;ll have nothing left to defend.</p><p>And when the next war comes&#8212;and it always does&#8212;there won&#8217;t be anyone left to fight it.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Great Fool's Gold Rush: Mariannette Miller-Meeks and the Trump Endorsement Circus]]></title><description><![CDATA[What's that smell?]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/the-great-fools-gold-rush-mariannette</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/the-great-fools-gold-rush-mariannette</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2025 11:28:56 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1></h1><p><strong>By Tony Almquist</strong></p><p>The sickeningly sweet stench of taxpayer-subsidized ethanol and Washington ambition hangs thick in the air. It&#8217;s Iowa in spring, and somewhere within the endless sea of freshly planted King Corn and Prince Beans, Mariannette Miller-Meeks is trying to fire up a MAGA-smeared campaign bus&#8212;desperately chasing a dream of synthetic gold leaf, flatulence and ego: the Trump endorsement.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>Mariannette&#8212;doctor, veteran, small-town Republican&#8212;used to be the kind of lawmaker who&#8217;d politely shake your hand and discuss public health statistics with the calm of your friendly neighborhood ophthalmologist, not scream about &#8220;the transgender agenda&#8221; like a Fox News bobblehead. She wasn&#8217;t exactly a firebrand. She was competent. Quiet. A little too centrist for the MAGA crowd, but just right for a district where voters wear both John Deere and union caps unironically and still read local newspapers.</p><p>But that version of Miller-Meeks is gone. Eaten. Swallowed by the bloated, Big Mac belching orange blob that lingers over every Republican who fears a primary more than death itself. And so now, here she is: eyes wide, spine crooked with calculation, trying to scoop up Trump&#8217;s rotting road kill before some other GOP hyena nabs it first.</p><p>You can see the transformation in her votes&#8212;stiff, rigid shows of loyalty. Votes that make no sense for a doctor. A woman of science. A rational thinker. But she&#8217;s voting like someone on the edge of political extinction. Like she&#8217;s heard the death rattle of Liz Cheney in her sleep. Like she&#8217;s sweating through dreams where Trump anoints someone else&#8212;a Holier-than-most, breakfast-with-God organizer from Davenport, maybe&#8212;and ends her congressional career with one post on Truth Social: <em>&#8220;Very disloyal. Sad!&#8221;</em></p><p>It&#8217;s not just her voting record. It&#8217;s her voice. Her statements. Watch her speak now, and it&#8217;s as if she&#8217;s auditioning for side show geek in the Trump Travelling Circus of Freaks. She parrots the buzzwords: border invasion, woke mind virus, transgender agenda. She praises the &#8220;strong leadership&#8221; of a man who couldn&#8217;t tell you where in Iowa her district even is. And you can almost hear her whisper between syllables: <em>&#8220;Please, God, let him notice me.&#8221;</em></p><p>This isn&#8217;t strategy. This is supplication. This is the politics of begging&#8212;of licking the boots so thoroughly that Florida sand permanently wedges in your teeth. It&#8217;s not that Miller-Meeks believes in the MAGA gospel. It's that she believes in her own re-election more than anything else.</p><p>See, her seat isn't as safe as it looks. Iowa&#8217;s lines got jacked in the post-census blender, and now there&#8217;s a whiff of vulnerability. Maybe not from the Democrats&#8212;bless their floundering souls&#8212;but from the right. The far-right. The screaming-inside-a-Walmart crowd. The ones who still think January 6th was a patriotic block party. And Miller-Meeks knows that if Trump turns his porcine eye on someone else, she&#8217;ll be toast. Burnt. Out. A tribute death in the Trumpian Hunger Games.</p><p>So she pivots. Twists. Morphs into whatever version of herself might appeal to the emperor&#8217;s vanity. It&#8217;s a performance. A high-stakes improv scene played out on the cable news stage. And it&#8217;s not just Miller-Meeks. It&#8217;s the entire party. A row of hollow men and women with frozen grins, botoxed faces and trembling hands, all waiting for Trump to bless them with the magic phrase: <em>&#8220;Endorsed by me!&#8221;</em></p><p>But what happens when you sell your spine for a chance to stay in Congress? What happens when the next Trump rally turns on you anyway, because someone whispered in the amazingly unscarred right orange ear that you once voted for a vaccine funding bill?</p><p>That&#8217;s the gamble Miller-Meeks is taking. She&#8217;s not campaigning anymore&#8212;she&#8217;s auditioning. Not for Iowans. For one man. A man who cares more about crowd size and loyalty tests than legislative records. She&#8217;s trading whatever remained of her moderate credentials for a golden ticket that might be revoked at 3 a.m. on a whim.</p><p>The irony? Even if she wins his endorsement, she loses something bigger. She loses the trust of the voters who believed she was different. Who saw her as a doctor, a vet, a grounded voice in a storm of chaos. Now she&#8217;s just another face in the crowd, screaming <em>&#8220;I love Trump!&#8221;</em> into the void, hoping he hears her above the din.</p><p>In the end, maybe that&#8217;s the lesson here. You can chase Trump&#8217;s anointment all you want, but if you have to crawl through broken glass and soiled adult diapers to get it, you&#8217;ll arrive bloodied and reeking of Trump&#8217;s fecal matter&#8212;and still not sure if he&#8217;ll even remember your name.</p><p>Good luck, Mariannette. The audition continues. Act well your part with dishonor. He might be watching.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! 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It got hypnotized by a bloated game show host with daddy issues and a wireless mic.]]></description><link>https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/trump-is-a-showman-not-a-salesman</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/p/trump-is-a-showman-not-a-salesman</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tony Almquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2025 13:16:26 GMT</pubDate><content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#128495;&#65039; <em>&#8220;Trump didn&#8217;t sell America anything. He fed a habit. A narcotic blend of rage, nostalgia, and righteous victimhood.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote><p>I&#8217;ve seen enough greasy strip-mall pitchmen and Las Vegas illusionists in my time to know the difference between a <strong>closer</strong> and a <strong>clown</strong>. Donald Trump &#8212; bloated, bronzed, and high on grievance &#8212; is no salesman. He&#8217;s not even a con artist with a real scam to peddle. He&#8217;s a <strong>showman</strong>, a one-man demolition derby of American attention spans, grinding gears and shooting sparks as the audience screams for more.</p><p>He doesn&#8217;t <strong>sell</strong>. He distracts. He doesn&#8217;t <strong>convince</strong>. He hypnotizes. And the country &#8212; high on chaos, low on serotonin &#8212; <strong>bought the act</strong> with open arms and a diet cola IV drip.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div><hr></div><h2>&#127914; The Cult of the Glowing Meat Puppet</h2><p>You remember it. The rallies. The chants. The hats made in China with slogans made in hell. Trump didn&#8217;t sell ideas &#8212; he <em>sold himself</em>. He <em>was</em> the product, and the pitch was pure gibberish: a bastard stew of late-night talk radio, Facebook memes, and Reagan-era reruns soaked in lukewarm testosterone supplements.</p><p>A real salesman <strong>closes</strong>. Trump <strong>announces</strong>. He gestures at a whiteboard full of fake charts and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna be amazing.&#8221; Then he disappears and blames someone else when it crashes.</p><ul><li><p>The wall? Still mostly theoretical.</p></li><li><p>Healthcare? &#8220;Two weeks&#8221; away since 2017.</p></li><li><p>Infrastructure week? A recurring joke in the writer&#8217;s room of reality.</p></li></ul><p>The only thing Trump successfully delivered was himself &#8212; over and over again &#8212; to every camera, mic, and smartphone screen in the country.</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#128013; Politics as Pro Wrestling</h2><p>Let&#8217;s be real. The Trump presidency was not a government. It was <strong>sports entertainment</strong>. Think WWE with nukes. Kayfabe for Boomers. He gave us nicknames (&#8220;Crooked Hillary,&#8221; &#8220;Sleepy Joe,&#8221; &#8220;Ron DeSanctimonious&#8221;), fake feuds, and promos ripped straight from a heel turn in a steel cage match.</p><blockquote><p>&#128495;&#65039; <em>&#8220;This wasn&#8217;t governance. It was performance art with a nuclear arsenal.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote><p>He didn&#8217;t build coalitions. He booked <strong>rallies</strong>. He didn&#8217;t pass legislation. He printed <strong>merch</strong>. He wasn&#8217;t interested in policy &#8212; only in crowd size, soundbites, and the next viral hissy fit on Fox.</p><p>And America ate it up like it was a Fourth of July funnel cake laced with ketamine.</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#128230; The Product Is Nothing</h2><p>The real tragedy? <strong>There was never a product.</strong> Just a performance. Just a man in a long red tie screaming about greatness and revenge and &#8220;sir&#8221; stories that never happened.</p><p>A real salesman takes your money and at least leaves you with a busted blender or a time-share in Boca Raton. Trump took the cash and handed us a flaming garbage bag filled with NFTs and subpoenas.</p><p>His &#8220;achievements&#8221; were mostly tax cuts and Twitter meltdowns. Everything else was smoke, mirrors, and press releases. He wasn&#8217;t running a country. He was <strong>running a content mill</strong> &#8212; where every grievance was a click, and every lie was a headline.</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#128137; The Grift Is the High</h2><p>Trump didn&#8217;t just give the base what they wanted. He gave them what they were <strong>addicted to</strong>: outrage, victimhood, and the sweet, dopamine-rich taste of someone else to blame.</p><p>It wasn&#8217;t a political pitch. It was a <em>drug</em>. He handed it out like Halloween candy, and the crowd swallowed it whole.</p><ul><li><p>The elites are out to get you.</p></li><li><p>The immigrants are stealing your jobs.</p></li><li><p>The media is the enemy of the people.</p></li><li><p>I alone can fix it.</p></li></ul><p>This wasn&#8217;t salesmanship. This was <strong>cult behavior with a soundboard and merch table</strong>. And now half the country is still wandering the midway, screaming about stolen elections while their wallets quietly empty.</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#129512; The Arsonist, Not the Architect</h2><p>In the end, Trump didn&#8217;t build. He <strong>burned</strong>. That&#8217;s not a dealmaker. That&#8217;s a demolition crew in a Brioni suit. He was never interested in policy. He wanted <strong>attention</strong> &#8212; and he got it, over and over, like a spoiled child flinging pudding at the wall while adults argue about what flavor it is.</p><blockquote><p>&#128495;&#65039; <em>&#8220;The salesman delivers. The showman disappears before the cops show up.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote><p>America mistook the noise for action. The chaos for courage. The spotlight for leadership. But now the lights are dimming, the tent is collapsing, and the clown is still center stage demanding his next appearance fee.</p><div><hr></div><h2>&#127908; Final Curtain</h2><p>He&#8217;s not a closer. He&#8217;s not a genius. He&#8217;s not even a villain with a plan. He&#8217;s just a man who knew how to get in front of the camera and stay there &#8212; long enough to distract us from the fact that <strong>the shelves were empty, the check bounced, and the big finale was a rerun</strong>.</p><p>Don&#8217;t call him a salesman. That gives him too much credit.</p><p>Call him what he is: <strong>a showman with no exit strategy</strong>. And God help us if the audience keeps asking for an encore.</p><div><hr></div><p><strong>If you liked this post</strong>, share it with someone who still thinks Trump is a &#8220;businessman.&#8221;<br><strong>If you hated it</strong>, feel free to leave a comment in ALL CAPS. I might even print it out and frame it.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! 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Must-read:</p><p>African immigrant Elmer Muskrat and his incel Doggies, Big Balls and the gang, cost the taxpayer more than he &#8220;saved.&#8221; And, BTW, what&#8217;s Elton Mush doing with all the info he mined?</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://tonyalmquist.substack.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Thanks for reading Tony&#8217;s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><div class="embedded-post-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;id&quot;:162108399,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/april-24-2025&quot;,&quot;publication_id&quot;:20533,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Letters from an American&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;April 24, 2025 &quot;,&quot;truncated_body_text&quot;:&quot;&#8220;Vladimir, STOP!&#8221; wrote President Donald Trump on his social media site this morning. Yesterday Trump berated Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky for rejecting a peace deal that heavily favored Russia; hours later, Russia launched its deadliest assault on Kyiv since last July, killing at least eight people and wounding more than 70 others. &#8220;I am not ha&#8230;&quot;,&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-04-25T08:07:35.855Z&quot;,&quot;like_count&quot;:3446,&quot;comment_count&quot;:472,&quot;bylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:11249461,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Heather Cox Richardson&quot;,&quot;handle&quot;:&quot;hrichardson&quot;,&quot;previous_name&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/61583887-a079-4806-acb9-61be7b9e7bc7_144x144.png&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:null,&quot;profile_set_up_at&quot;:&quot;2024-12-11T18:43:43.676Z&quot;,&quot;reader_installed_at&quot;:null,&quot;publicationUsers&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:503334,&quot;user_id&quot;:11249461,&quot;publication_id&quot;:572188,&quot;role&quot;:&quot;admin&quot;,&quot;public&quot;:true,&quot;is_primary&quot;:true,&quot;publication&quot;:{&quot;id&quot;:572188,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Cartas de una estadounidense&quot;,&quot;subdomain&quot;:&quot;hrichardson&quot;,&quot;custom_domain&quot;:null,&quot;custom_domain_optional&quot;:false,&quot;hero_text&quot;:&quot;Un bolet&#237;n sobre la historia detr&#225;s de la pol&#237;tica actual.&quot;,&quot;logo_url&quot;:null,&quot;author_id&quot;:4875576,&quot;primary_user_id&quot;:11249461,&quot;theme_var_background_pop&quot;:&quot;#8AE1A2&quot;,&quot;created_at&quot;:&quot;2021-11-17T22:27:59.668Z&quot;,&quot;email_from_name&quot;:null,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Heather Cox Richardson&quot;,&quot;founding_plan_name&quot;:null,&quot;community_enabled&quot;:true,&quot;invite_only&quot;:false,&quot;payments_state&quot;:&quot;disabled&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;explicit&quot;:false,&quot;homepage_type&quot;:null,&quot;is_personal_mode&quot;:false}}],&quot;is_guest&quot;:false,&quot;bestseller_tier&quot;:null}],&quot;utm_campaign&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;newsletter&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;source&quot;:null}" data-component-name="EmbeddedPostToDOM"><a class="embedded-post" native="true" href="https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/april-24-2025?utm_source=substack&amp;utm_campaign=post_embed&amp;utm_medium=web"><div class="embedded-post-header"><span></span><span class="embedded-post-publication-name">Letters from an American</span></div><div class="embedded-post-title-wrapper"><div class="embedded-post-title">April 24, 2025 </div></div><div class="embedded-post-body">&#8220;Vladimir, STOP!&#8221; wrote President Donald Trump on his social media site this morning. Yesterday Trump berated Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelensky for rejecting a peace deal that heavily favored Russia; hours later, Russia launched its deadliest assault on Kyiv since last July, killing at least eight people and wounding more than 70 others. &#8220;I am not ha&#8230;</div><div class="embedded-post-cta-wrapper"><span class="embedded-post-cta">Read more</span></div><div class="embedded-post-meta">a year ago &#183; 3446 likes &#183; 472 comments &#183; Heather Cox Richardson</div></a></div><p>2. The Lying Felon Trump&#8217;s Executive orders are not law. Lying Felon keeps losing in court. Maybe because he&#8217;s a lying felon?</p><div class="embedded-post-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;id&quot;:162102400,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://roberthubbell.substack.com/p/a-judical-tide-overwhelms-trump&quot;,&quot;publication_id&quot;:271358,&quot;publication_name&quot;:&quot;Today's Edition Newsletter&quot;,&quot;publication_logo_url&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;A judical tide overwhelms Trump.&quot;,&quot;truncated_body_text&quot;:null,&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2025-04-25T06:42:44.078Z&quot;,&quot;like_count&quot;:381,&quot;comment_count&quot;:75,&quot;bylines&quot;:[{&quot;id&quot;:3956425,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Robert B. Hubbell&quot;,&quot;handle&quot;:&quot;roberthubbell&quot;,&quot;previous_name&quot;:null,&quot;photo_url&quot;:&quot;https://bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e0badb7e-7325-47b4-baa0-4dd10e33bf96_1132x1005.jpeg&quot;,&quot;bio&quot;:&quot;Citizen. Optimist. 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Hubbell</div></a></div><p>3. Lying Felon Trump: American&#8217;s Mobutu?</p><p><a href="https://www.liberalcurrents.com/congos-mobutu-sese-seko-teaches-us-about-trumpism/">https://www.liberalcurrents.com/congos-mobutu-sese-seko-teaches-us-about-trumpism/</a></p><p>4. Lying Felon Trump a wanna-be Al Capone? 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